- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH

FUCKING PERFECT.#gentlemencut #inthecut #miami #haircut #barber #pompadour #pomp #grease #rockabilly (Taken with instagram)
I’ve always wanted a haircut like this
Sunday May 20 06:07pm
Friday May 18 10:35pmA paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

Thursday May 17 05:43pmBaby tapir Parima enjoys some leaves during its first outing at its open air enclosure of the Hagenbeck zoo in Hamburg, northern Germany. Picture: DANIEL REINHARDT/AFP/GettyImages











