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• porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
• fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
• porn site:
• fifteen year old:
• cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
• fifteen year old: *starts crying*
• cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH

tits—and—tattoos:

hamlet305:

#gentlemencut #inthecut #miami #haircut #barber #pompadour #pomp #grease #rockabilly (Taken with instagram)

FUCKING PERFECT.

I’ve always wanted a haircut like this

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the ultimate pokemon team

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A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

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theanimalblog:

Baby tapir Parima enjoys some leaves during its first outing at its open air enclosure of the Hagenbeck zoo in Hamburg, northern Germany.  Picture: DANIEL REINHARDT/AFP/GettyImages